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What’s on your dry erase board


What’s on your dry erase board

by BraileDildo8inches

50 Comments

  6. StevenInPalmSprings

    Steve here. Send the first two items for me, stat! You can 86 the wart cream.

    PS: I’m really not interested in Candace. She’s just my beard.

  7. TheEschatonSucks

    You know, I’m something of a Steve myself…

    ![gif](giphy|Jp5RnOkNqpCXePD1AU|downsized)

  11. TheProofsinthePastis

    “Dick pills for Steve” seems like the logical next step.

  16. RezzKeepsItReal

    “86: The will to live”

    Wrote that on the board the day we first opened our doors a little over 3 years ago, it’s the only thing nobodies ever erased 😂😂

  17. J03m0mma

    I once yell for my Kitchen manager if we had some Vagacil in the First Aid kit. He asked why? I screamed back I wanted to see if we had some Vagacil cause Carlos is being a little bitching about everything. I think his pussy hurts. Every one busted out laughing. Even Carlos and it put the guy in a better mood that shift. 😁😁

  18. i_was_axiom

    Steve took a lot of guff before he really started lobbing em back

  20. PoopPant73

    Steve is beating the brakes off Candice’s vage. He’s got speed bumps and she can’t focus because of her sore “medical” condition….😂

  22. LuckyCod2887

    lol HR would shit themselves if they saw this

  23. JetKusanagi

    This reminded me of when the servers got a hold of our board and started drawing a bunch of pictures and shit on it. The chef got annoyed and hid all of the markers in his office lol

  25. Bluematic8pt2

    I don’t know this Candice but I def have a “Candice” at work

  26. MaggieMakesMuffins

    I’m Candice and I’m not sorry. Steve sparkles and it’s time for him to face his truth. Xo

  27. throwawaypsbs

    Candace and Steve just need to fuck already and stop making everyone else live in their sexual tension.

  28. Potential-Jaguar6655

    I hope Steve and Candace are together foreverrrrrr 🥰🫶🏻

  30. Itonlymatters2us

    Sales, food cost and labor stats, but maybe we should add an HRPR nightmares section.

  31. StellarJayZ

    I gave the person I worked under a ride home, and she asked if I wanted to come up and have a beer. 35 minutes later…

    Then I’m like this seems like it may last, so it’s up to you if you want our coworkers to know, I don’t care if they do either way.

    She went with nah, and while we never went past dating she’s still my friend and we do a lot of hikes together.

    Western Washington, hiking is kind of a big deal here.

  32. lxraverxl

    How long have Candace and Steve been fucking in the walk-in?

  34. reluctantlysharing

    Candace and Steve need to get over themselves and just have sex already.

  38. ryanosaurusrex1

    The Candace /Steve drama! I need to know more

  40. jess_lebel24mtf_ct

    Love how Steve was keeping it real deodorant, dignity,vagisil,she out there going toys toys he’s gay . Lmao Steve got her no doubt

  42. stranqe1

    I feel like Candice and Steve should stop hooking up in the walkin

  43. Professional-Bus5473

    Hey Steve Candice butt plug fit in your ass???? Zooweee momma

  47. NotTheoVon

    Candice and Steve hooked up at the Staff party in the bathroom and now this is where we are.

  48. scoyne15

    So how long until Candace and Steve are found fucking in the walk-in?

  49. DrNinnuxx

    Currently some quotes from Dante’s Inferno, including:

    * Abandon all hope ye who enter here
    * In the middle of the journey of our life I found myself within a dark woods where the straight way was lost
    * There is no greater sorrow then to recall our times of joy in wretchedness

    Someone got themselves a library card